Two Point Hospital

Two Point Hospital is a 2018 Business Simulation game developed by Two Point Studios for Windows, Mac, Linux, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.

Gameplay
As a spiritual successor to Theme Hospital, the gameplay is unsurprisingly similar.

Players take on the role as the Hospital administrator, building new facilities and treatment rooms to help aid the ever growing population of patients suffering from wacky pun themed illnesses such as ' Grey Anatomy ' which turns the patient pure shades of gray, ' Jest Infection ' which transforms them into clowns, ' Animal Magnetism ' which has tiny animals literally magnetised to the patient, ' Jazz Hands ' which makes patients unable to stop shaking their hands and 'Turtle Head ' which shrinks their heads and has them retreat into their bodies.

Players must manage their staff accordingly, keeping their happiness levels high, providing them with a comfortable staff room and entertainment on their breaks, adjusting their pay, training and promoting the staff, preventing them from running out of energy and tending to their basic needs as the doctors, nurses, janitors and assistants tend to the needs of the patients and hospital. If the staff's mood drops, they will threaten to quit. This can be prevented through a pay rise or adjusting their mood with what they need to remain happy and healthy.

Patients must be kept entertained, provided with food and drink and comfortable during their stay at the hospital. If they are left waiting for treatment for too long and without facilities to keep their spirits up they will "Rage Quit" and the reputation of the hospital will fall.


 * Doctors are able to diagnose patients, perform psychiatry, operate certain machinery, perform research and operate GP offices.
 * Nurses will run pharmacies, operate certain diagnosis machines and run wards.
 * Assistants will run the reception, food courts, gift shops and newsagents.
 * Janitors are in charge of fixing and upgrading machinery, putting out fires, watering plants, emptying bins, fixing toilets, cleaning up spillages and using a vacuum cleaner to suck up dead patients ghosts should they choose to haunt the hospital if they pass away there.

Sega tie-ins
A collection of SEGA themed items were launched on 14th March 2019 in a patch. These consisted of:


 * Endless Arcade Machine: An arcade machine based on Dungeon of the Endless. This item reduces boredom.
 * Space Rug: An Endless Universe item. Increases hospital attractiveness and Room Prestige.
 * Horatio Statue: An Endless Universe item. Increases hospital attractiveness.
 * Hothouse Canvas: An Endless Universe item. Increases hospital attractiveness and Room Prestige.
 * Backless Bench: A Total War item. Increases hospital attractiveness and Comfort.
 * Dragon Ornament: A Total War item. Increases hospital attractiveness.
 * Valley Canvas: A Total War item. Increases hospital attractiveness and Room Prestige.
 * Football Bean Bag: A Football Manager item. Increases comfort.
 * Framed Sportswear: A Football Manager item. Increases hospital attractiveness and Room Prestige.
 * Pitch Rug: A Football Manager item. Increases hospital attractiveness and Room Prestige.
 * Tactics Board: A Football Manager item. Increases Room Prestige.

A free DLC patch that celebrated Sega's 60th Anniversary released on 14th October 2020, brought the following items that can be used around player's hospitals:


 * Periscope: Sega's first major successful arcade machine. This item provides entertainment for staff and patients alike and reduces boredom. It'll take $6 per player and reduces boredom by 80%.
 * OutRun Arcade: This arcade classic provides entertainment and reduces boredom for all staff and patients. It'll take $10 per player and reduces boredom by 80%.
 * Dream Catcher Arcade: Based on the toy catching machines released in 1989, this arcade machine will provide entertainment and reduce boredom for all staff and patients alike. It'll take $8 per player and reduces boredom by 80%.
 * Space Harrier Mammoth: The one eyed mammoth from the 1985 classic title. Increases attractiveness of the hospital and increases room prestige.

A free DLC patch that celebrated Sonic's 30th Anniversary released on 30th July 2021, brought the following items:


 * Sonic outfit: Can be applied to player's Doctors, Nurses, Assistants or Janitors. Can be applied to all, or individually.
 * Tails outfit: Can be applied to player's Doctors, Nurses, Assistants or Janitors. Can be applied to all, or individually.
 * Amy outfit: Can be applied to player's Doctors, Nurses, Assistants or Janitors. Can be applied to all, or individually.
 * Knuckles outfit: Can be applied to player's Doctors, Nurses, Assistants or Janitors. Can be applied to all, or individually.
 * Sonic Statue: Increases hospital attractiveness
 * Sonic Tree: Increases hospital attractiveness
 * Sonic Poster: Increases hospital attractiveness and Room Prestige
 * Sonic Ring: Increases hospital attractiveness
 * Sonic Rug: Increases hospital attractiveness and Room Prestige
 * Sonic Flower: Increases hospital attractiveness
 * Sonic Totem: Increases hospital attractiveness

Trivia
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